GREAT News!
All gorillas can cast thunder magic now.
fucking finally
fyi: this is about ALL gorillas. if you’re gonna be near one, wear a rubber suit
PLEASE do not spread misinfo on my posts.
Thunder magic is SOUND-based. It is NOT lightning magic. The rubber will not save you UNLESS it is designed to be sound-proof.
Bring earplugs if you must, but please be aware this will hurt a gorilla’s feelings.
my apologies. i will refrain from assuming in the future.
y’all reblog this post with the right info!
Thank you for making things right.
(via normal-horoscopes)
ONE TIME I WAS ATTENDING A BALL AT A FAE COURT AND EVERYONR WAS WEARING BALLGOWNS MADE OF WINTER AND SORROW AND SHIT LIKE THAT BUT THEN I SAW A FAE LORD WEARING A TACKY 90S WINDBREAKER AND SPATS AND I KNEW WE WOULD BE FRIENDS
HE CORDIALLY INTRODUCED ME TO A HIGH RANKING MEMBER OF THE AUTUMN COURT AS A DISTRACTION SO HE COULD STAB THEM
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*adds an extra ice cube to my 80%-vodka-20%-coke*
it’s important to stay hydrated when drinking:-)
We out here… not skinny…. doing whatever the fuck we want…. in peace
(via officialjaani)
By the time I actually experience mutual love/romance it’s going to send me into shock and fucking kill me
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